Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom

• The Library: Not Just A Place To Read From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1171 days old)

  Since The Blanket had sent the better part of the night(the better part being the X-Files Marathon on satelite) seaching for Ninja, well, it can be safely said that thier reunion in the university lib… more

• Show-down at the OK McDonalds From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1324 days old)

  "I'm going to kill him..." "Ninja, please..." "I'm going to take his scrawny little neck and snap it like a cheese doodle..." "That's not very nice, I'm sure you can work it out..." "Then I'm goin… more

• The French Frustration From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1338 days old)

  The weekend found our hero's (?) sitting on the couch in their Y fronts, drinking beer and eating cold, two day old pizza, watching I Love Lucy re-runs on Ninja's uncle's pay TV. Uncle Ally knew all a… more

• Runaround Girls and WalMart Break Your Heart Every Time From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1338 days old)

  Ninja waited outside the WalMart for three hours. He was wearing jeans and a white wife beater... hoping against hope to look Ryan-from-the-OC-cool...while maintaining an I-will-take-over-the-world fl… more

• The Bold And The Hairy From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1359 days old)

  "You can NOT fall in love over the internet." "Yes, you can. She is perfect, and my soulmate, and you're ruining a beautiful moment here!!!!!" The Ninja Weasel was standing by his PC, which boasted … more

• Stop All The Clocks, Cut Off The Sake From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1392 days old)

  It was not, stricktly speaking, a traditional funeral. But, Uncle Lew and his buddies were not traditional boys... So, while his mates from the Tri-Villian Bowling league tied 'Get Well Soon' balloo… more

• Of Tent Poles and Ornamental Ducks From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1395 days old)

  "I want to get a cat." Ninja's voice was disembodied, since his body was fortressed inside a sleeping bag which was pulled tightly over his head. As many times as The Blanket had explained that the sh… more

• What The Blanket Did Next From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1508 days old)

  It was three am. Generally the time all good blankets were sound asleep in bed. Which meant that The Blanket was probably a very good Blanket, being he had been in bed asleep since 9:30pm. He was a… more

• What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted? From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1512 days old)

  It was like watching a nature documentary, without that annoying British guy narrating. 'It' was Ninja, being spectacularly shot down by Tracy Gruber. It was slightly pathetic. A lot like watching an… more

• Sex, Gramma and Bankruptcy From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1532 days old)

  What with the fact that Vegas was clean on the other side of the continent, and that our heros had spent a majority of their Evil Funds on not jumping out of a plane, the planned kidnapping sort of...… more

• Viva Las Vegas... and Michigan From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1535 days old)

  The Ninja Weasle's newest plan to take over the world went a little something like this... During a timly power outtage in Las Vegas, Ninja and The Blanket kidnap Wanye Newton, pronouncing that unles… more

• Blanket in the Sky with Reservations From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1543 days old)

  Skydiving. The Blanket decided that even the name was not appealing. Being that it had a 'y' in it and two 'i's'. Ninja was, however, revelling in the pre-skydivingness of being up in a plane way too… more

• The Chronicals of the Ninja Weasle and the Blanket of Infinite Doom: It All Began With FUN From sugarburn in Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom (1552 days old)

  The Blanket of Infinite Doom(known to his parental guardians as Darren), was sad. This was not a new occurance. The Blanket was always sad. Ninja felt that it probably had something to do with being … more

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