"You can NOT fall in love over the internet."
"Yes, you can. She is perfect, and my soulmate, and you're ruining a beautiful moment here!!!!!"
The Ninja Weasel was standing by his PC, which boasted the 'Cupid Has A Sense Of Humor' chat site. He was standing with the air of Napoleon on the far side of the Waterloo plain. Basically, a little desperate and a lot in denile... And The Blanket was an Englishman doing the Dance of Joy as the French troops were frantically deciding which road would get them gone quicker.
"Nerg..." Said The Blanket. "Come on, for all you know she could be a 400lb single mother of seven, who works as a telemarketer from her loungroom because she can't get out of her house for the Subway wrappers..."
"SHUT UP! I've seen her profile! She is a 90 pound cocktail waitress from Boston. She's at uni doing mass communication." He threw his nose up into the air.
"Um hm, right..." The Blanket said, hoping that it was the extreme lateness that was making Ninja declare undying affection for someone he'd IM'd for a week... "And your going to meet her outside WalMart on a saturday... and she'll be wearing the orange sweater? With the clowns on it?"
Ninja made a stony face... "I find it cute..."
"How cute will it be when you find she has a .32 strapped to her ankel and a mortage?"
Ninja turned The Blanket around forcefully and pushed him out the door. Theyw ere both staying at Ninja's house while his parents were in Tahoe visiting his grandma.
It was about 3am and Ninja had been talking to this woman, LadyKryptonite, since four in the afternoon. He was intending to get a few hours sleep and then meet her in town at the local WalMart.
The Blanket, after valiantly trying for sevral extra minutes to talk him out of it through the closed door, left the cyber lover to get his beauty sleep.
The Blanket heard him leave, a few hours later... and the smell of $5 aftershave spreading thickly through the whole house. The Blanket wondered mildly if, in the name of science.. he should test his theory... that you can't fall in love via the internet... by trying to fall in love over the interent himself?
So.. with trepidition, and an excitement known only to the likes of Einstein and Pavlov, The Blanket opened up a browser and started to get himself registered... On Cupid Has A Sense Of Humour.com

Will Ninja find his true love a fair maiden? Or Ms Shrek?
Will The Blanket prove or dissprove his hypothesis?
Tune in next time...
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