Ninja Weasle & the Blanket of Infinite Doom

The Ninja Weasle's newest plan to take over the world went a little something like this...
During a timly power outtage in Las Vegas, Ninja and The Blanket kidnap Wanye Newton, pronouncing that unless control of the state of Nevada is passed to their control Newton will never sing again.
The Blanket sighed. "That could be considered a good thing."
Ninja glared at him.
"Possibly a better idea would be to force the state of Nevada to listen to him sing endlessly unless we take control of said state."
"Ummm...well...."
"And why are we taking control of Nevada anyway?" Said the Blanket, slightly muffled inside of his sky diving suit. Which, incidently, was not meant to be taken off over the head... "Why not Washington? Or New York?" He finally dissentangled himself from the suit, launching it clean across the aeroplane hanger. This earnt him a glare from the owner. The Blanket blushed a shade of red that did nothing for its tartan complexion...
"Nevada because we can tax the casinos heavily for funds to take over Michigan." Ninja said.
The Blanket didn't really want to ask."Why Michigan?"
Ninja shrugged. "It produces all those cars... thought we could get our own Bat mobile or something."
Th Blanket sighed, not for the first or last time that hour. "Perhaps we could not name it the Bat mobile? If we really have to have a mobile at all could we name it the Doom mobile?"
Ninja folded his arms and pouted. "Why are we naming it after you?"
"Because neither of us are bats persay, plus I'm bound to be the one who designs it, cleans it , pays for registration and who drives you home in it when your drunk."
Ninja suddenly found his shoes particularly interesting. This was either because he was slightly embarrassed or because his mum had cleaned them yesterday and you could actually tell what colour they were...
"Fine.The Doom Mobile." Ninja secretly thought they should have named it just The Mobile. His dad always used to say that less was more. He watched The Blanket being marched over to pick up his suit. The Ninja shook his head sadly. And when it came to The Blanket, less was almost too much...